specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

(via demiboyjavert)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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authorsarahdessen:

robinbenway:

Good morning.

*dies of happiness*

(Source: paid-for-free-wifi)

supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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(via godonaflatbread)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

offside-goal:

icedoutdiamonds:

This is amazing!

I will never get over the fact that Rajah was replaced with Simba it’s so cute

I love them all

(Source: el-diario-de-una-adolescente, via castieltheflyingassbutt)

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends


I am both of them.

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I am both of them.

(via dutchster)

Gamer sex tip #38

asaridancer:

If you want your boyfriend to fuck you harder, just shout “FULL SAIL. SHE CAN TAKE IT.”

(via kaidaned)

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange, via superwholock-girl)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via sunny-for-life)

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via exbloodjunkie)

meladoodle:

if youre on a date with someone at a restaurant and they start being boring just slowly edge your seat away until you’re back home again

(via dutchster)