mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

(Source: iguanamouth, via coconutgirl45555)

It’s just a flesh wound!”

(Source: poisonouschicken, via passingclosely)

quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

(via dutchster)

isaia:

lyndez:

thelakerz:

An important part of cinematic history.

Her brOTHERS FACE THOUGH

Truly Iconic

(Source: hicupp, via heyfunniest)

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

demigodofmypants:

senzaspazi:

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
  • WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
  • collection of politely worded love letters.

 #So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

(via pleasegodmakemeastone)

themightyrarebreed:

mmue11er:

Super selfies

Selfies. Selfies everywhere

(via deatththekidd)

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via castieltheflyingassbutt)

unordinary-girl:

cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world

(via dutchster)

pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

(Source: kittesencula, via castieltheflyingassbutt)